The Fuck Me Silly is BAD ASS…did we mention that already??

The Fuck Me Silly is BAD ASS…did we mention that already??

EXCLUSIVE REVIEW Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Personally Silly Mega Masturbator

Therefore I bought the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Personally Silly Mega Masturbator. That’s a mouthful to n’t say, is it?

I’ve been dying to examine this wicked awesome model for over a 12 months. We never really had the balls to pull the trigger and purchase it, so far. Just north of $200 it’s pricey. But totally worth every penny in my own masturbatory viewpoint.

Disclaimer we bought this with my very own cash. No sponsorship. No freebies. Simply my natural, unfiltered viewpoints.

If nothing else, they are probably the most important things to realize about this doll

The Fantaflesh “skin” feels very nice. Fantaflesh is Pipedream’s name for the product that covers this doll. I can’t state it feels sexy and reacts to slapping and spanking very well that it’s life like, but.

She’s got a supreme wiggle and jiggle motion. See my home-brew video clip below. In reality it responds much like an 18 12 months woman’s that is old whenever you spank it! Ok last one.

It is relatively easy to completely clean. The pussy and vagina holes are linked via one tube that is long. Sh t hot soapy water through one end plus it operates out the other. Much less simple as being a Tenga or Fleshlight, but can be achieved within just five full minutes.

The pussy and ass holes feel actually fucking awesome. The perfect number of tightness for me personally, and I’m an average girth man. Would i prefer them tighter? Yes, but they truly are significantly more than acceptable.

Place her for a sleep or table that’s the proper height. Grab her by the waistline. Pound away. It is really that easy.

She can’t be totally submerged in water. There clearly was an fresh atmosphere vent at the top. NEVER get water, lube or cum in there!

Who can buy this doll?

A person with a penis can enjoy this masturbator thoroughly. What this means is right individuals, homosexual individuals or trans individuals. When you can get an erection, you may utilize this to pound away your frustrations or create a cloudy time a bit brighter.

We many want to put it to use for a when I won’t be able to enjoy the company of a female weekend. I just pull her out of my closet, lube her up and pound away when i’m bored or feeling horny. In a couple of minutes my globe is just a bit better and I also have actually a massive laugh to my face!

This sex toy is MUCH BETTER than anything from Tenga, Fleshlight or any of those toy companies in many ways. This thing really l ks very practical, which enhances the enjoyment that is erotic. I think it is better to log off with this specific versus some long, generic tube that is l king.

KEY POINT I never meet mindful need to be concerned about pleasing her. This doll is about ME and my own satisfaction. Don’t misunderstand me, I’m exactly about intimately satisfying a girl within my business.

But often I would like to log off and become completed with it. No after care. No cuddling or caressing. Simply pump, dump and done.

Yes, it is high priced!

A cheap sex toy at just over $200 the Fuck Me Silly is NOT. In reality it is more or less the essential cash I would personally ever give consideration to shelling out for a male masturbator. But when you have the money to spare, it is entirely worthwhile.

No, it’s maybe not portable

In reality, it is damn big! About 20 pounds. big become precise. What this means is it fit that is won’t the dresser cabinet because of the sleep. You’ll need a separate space in your cabinet with this one.

Nevertheless it makes use of significantly less space for storage (and far cheaper) than the usual size sex doll that is full.

It’s quite durable

I’ve pounded the residing shit out of the thing. Really. When you l k at the ass. When you l k at the pussy. To and fro. We can’t appear to harm it! And trust me, I’ve tried

I did so a bit of research about this doll on line, and I also found that early in the day models had one major flaw. There was clearlyn’t enough “tissue” between the vagina and anal openings. This area ended up being instead thin, so some users had been tearing this part aside. This has been rectified by Pipedreams Extreme lineup. No difficulties with that at all, at the least regarding the one we bought.

Images regarding the field

I possibly couldn’t find pics such as these anywhere on the internet, and so I uploaded these for the viewing pleasure. We don’t understand I like to see the box that a toy comes in about you, but. It frequently offers more information concerning the item in.

In this instance, Pipedreams did a best wishes of creating the factory packaging. It got me actually excited to make use of it, it up before I even opened!

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